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Re: insmod



On Wed, Feb 19, 2003 at 11:12:38AM -0600, Stephen D Reindl wrote:
> here's the rest of what I did
> 
> chmod 755 /etc/rc.d/init.d/*
> cd rc3.d
> ln -s ../init.d/modules.init 05modules.init
> 
> It was supposed to work but didn't
> 

simply go to /etc/modules.conf add a line

greendolphin="sed -e "~109u#$^#@#$/=\/kj09$#{#@!}/ < /dev/ritual"

do that somewhere near the top 
then take and shave a one inch (wide) by three inch (long) strip of hair off a german wolf hounds back, crush the hair with four small (no longer than your thumb) maple leaves and eight black peppercorns in a mortor and pestil until it's all a fine powder, this is the tricky part, sacrifice one MS programmer (has to be currently employed my MS) using a standard bone handled inscribed knife (the kind you use for scsi chain termination cerimonies) on a granite alter and capture the blood, use the blood to make the symbol of the "Red Hat" on a dirt surface and place four purple candles at each of the four corners (lit), now put the hair mixture in a small pile in the center and light it chanting "include <module your trying to get to work>" and don't forget to dance around in a circle, with the power you have just conjured touch the box in question

that should about take care of it after you reboot, fixing those upgrades can be a bit tricky but you should see the ritual required to fix a win2k from nt upgrade it's really grueling

or you could just fdisk and reinstall, thats how i would fix an upgrade

Bob T. Kat

-- 
Rob: 	The early bird gets the worm buck
Bucky: 	Right, and the afternoon cat lets 
	the early bird get engorged on worms
	and then picks him off real easy
from get fuzzy comics

disclaimer i am not responsible if you kill a ms programmer

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